Was on the way home in a cab last night. This taxi driver was talking to me in cantonese thru out the whole journey. Do i ever look hongkie to you? Beats me. But out of politeness, i went " hai er, hai er " ... laughed, smiled. Kinda look stupid.

I even went " Diu Ne ah... wah liao.. taxi driver.. Ju Tao ah" when he started swearing at some other taxi drivers on the road. Now when was the last time i went CantoPop at Marina South??? i spoke broken cantonese.... like that how to court hong kong girls. *sigh~*

Came across this zodiac review. My comments are in orange.

CANCER MAN

The most sensitive man and the weakest emotional type in all Zodiac.( Yes, I'm a S.L.A.P. aka Sensitive Lao Ah Pek) Most Artists are Cancer. (i'm a self-proclaimed artist) Cancer is controlled by the "Moon" and the moon change it's shape daily, so Cancer man's emotional and moods change all the time too. You will confuse with him and yet it is his constantly changes that "Charm" you. ( I'll charm and confuse you at the same time, look... you can't see me~) He never go to get what he wants directly, but he will wait for a chance and opportunity to do so. Once he gets what he wants, he will not loose it, except if he get tired of it by himself.

The most sensitive man who can not stand rejection. He cares what other people feel or think of him. He hates loosing face and he tends to over protected himself, so sometimes people might think he is a cold person. ( perhaps..perhaps i am)

Gifted, creative, imaginative, is Cancer. A mystery and complexity play a major role in a life of a Cancer man.( i am mysterious, complex and charming) He could be very funny, very quiet, suddenly very sad. Living with him could be very unexpected, for you will not know what is his next mood. If you like excitement and surprise, you have the right guy and never have a chance to get bored. ( nah~ i think i'm becoming a boring person, i can bored you and confused you down... hahaha)

He thinks of his home as "nest" and it is the safest place for him. If he feels hurt or depress he will stay at home alone quietly( I rather go out and have some fresh air). Once he feels better, he will come out of his retreat and lives normally again. Being a loser is not him. (Loser~!)

It is so easy to fall in love with this guy because he is gentle and a very polite guy. ( See, i told you i'm polite) His wit and creative mind could win your affection( Creative yet confusing, hmmmm....). He will come out from his nest to protect you even if he is not opening himself up to other people much. Not many people will win his heart. (yes i am hopeless romantic, but i will protect you.... *swing his pen around the thumb* A pen is mightier than a sword, you know) His security is only when he has money in his pocket. Once he feels secure then he might think of having a happy family. ( I love $$$$$$!!!! who doesn't)

Even he likes to make and keep money, he is not stingy. Spending money is part of his good image, so he will be happy to spend money to take you out to a very expensive restaurant or buy a jewellery for you. Certainly when he has money OK. ( yes i would)

He is possessive to everything's that he thinks belong to him. Don't try to talk to another cute guy in front of him, he will get suspicion because he is not very secure or confident in himself for this kind of competition( nah~ i'm fine with that; if you are fine with me talking to pretty girls). Once you know each other too much, he will start to look for new excitement ( to spice up my life, of course), but not to worry for he will always think of you. If he thinks you are the true love for him, and you try once to disappear. You will be sure he will come and look for you. ( if i didn't see you in heaven, i'll break my wings to go to hell, to be with you!!)

He is a shy guy, but if he likes you.( i'm shy..*blink blink*) You can get up in the morning and see that he is in front of your house everyday till you go out with him, a very persistent guy. (i'm quite persistent, but not to the extreme to camp outside the house every morning..siao~)

He likes a secure, cheerful and lively woman, confident but at the same time always act proper and appropriate. He likes a secure woman, but able to adjust to his rapid changes. A very difficult type to find woman indeed. ( yes, indeed.... and it's very hard to find..)

In the beginning, you and him will be so sugary sweet together and he will only think of you. This so "super romantic" will not last forever( no.. this will last forever), so don't slip this chance. If you are the one who want his interest, then act and make yourself interesting. Be a supportive person and give him compliment sometimes, but not too much till he thinks you are not sincere.( yes, compliment each other weaknesses is one of the way to relationships)

Unlike many other Zodiac, if he is mad then you better get out of that room. He will calm down by himself. Giving him a slight touch on his shoulders or concerned facial expression are enough. He loves his mother, so try to be his mother favorite, but do not act like his mother! ( yes, please...)