Something which i read off. it just amused me. hope it cheer up your day. a joke to be taken with a certain pinch of salt, but funny nonetheless... my comments are in brackets.

 1. The nice men are ugly.(  i'm not nice.)

 2. The handsome men are not nice. ( told you i am not nice.)

 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.( i am not gay and not nice.)

 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.( i'm married to my career.)

 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. ( i've no money, but i am handsome.)

 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. ( i've no money and i am handsome.)

 7. The handsome men without money are after our money. (i've no money, but i'm praying hard to strike 4D and TOTO every other day.)

 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. ( but i love you~)

 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. (you think, i thought; then who confirm??)

 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! ( you say i'm shy liao lor.)

 11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. ( you never got me interested in the first place.)

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? (don't worry, neither do i.)

"Men are like a fine wine.They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with." ( what about sex?)

just a pinch of salt hor~.. err pepper? abit of light soy sauce, maybe?