came across the boyfriend resume at simon's blog. damn funny. and so. i decided to write one myself. HAH! it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.



Resume

Confidential

Personal Particular
Name : xiaoqiang ( not real name)
Age : 24
Sex : ermmm... haven't had it for quite a while.
Marital Status : Single
Nationality : Singaporean
Date of Birth : Independence Day

Objective

Boyfriend position with an interesting, attractive, 20-30 year old lady in Singapore that will build on prior success as a single bachelor and a long term boyfriend.

Educational Background
·June 2000 - June 2004, and so on.
1st Class Honours in Bachelor in SingleHood Management(Masculinity), Singlehood University, QiangLand awarded by Professor Mei Renyao
· April 2000 - June 2004
Master in Relationship and Stress Management, Couplehood University, QiangLand

Relationship Experience

Single Bachelor in Rajah Court, Singapore, June 2000 – Present.

Single Bachelor
-- Organised and participated in weekly constructive weekend/day days/ nights catching up with old friends, social interaction skills with new ones.
-- Wrote numerous interesting and bullshit journal with photo/ pictures entries like the previus post.
-- Developed knowledge of female's needs and thinking from constant complaints/ dissatisfaction/ comments from female gender as well as famous quesions about the world.
-- Critics from etiquette, appearance and colours of female aparrel as well as media forms like magazines.
-- Developed strategic planning to enjoy life as single bachelor including swimming, reading, weight loss program, clubbing, food tasting and socialising.
-- Provided support to excessive intoxicated friends on clubbing nights which increase personal efficiency of taking care of others and sending them home.
-- Managed life so that singlehood is not the end or beginning of life. but another stage to improve/ upgrade myself in every individual aspects.
-- Maintained friendships with other single pals, girlfriends, unpredictable future girlfriends and some new acquaintances.
-- Conducted a one to one discussion which helps to develop a superb communication and interpersonal skill, in other words getting yourself better.
-- Committed in bringing the best to all my friends to enjoy their life to the fullest even there is no companion.
-- Participated in fun provider to all my friends occasionally.

Long-Term Boyfriend, Xiaoqiang Associates,
Long-Term Boyfriend
-- Consultant to galfriend on waistline, hairstyle, daily choice of meal, wardrobe, cooking, and family and friends relationship issues.
-- Participated in numerous debates including politics, religion, toilet seat positions, fann-wong-or-zoe-tay-prettier, fiona xie sux, Fashion Wear in The Sims, architectural construction of Simcity, orlando bloom is a fag, rachel lee is a bimbo, pink is not the in-colour for guys, slippers and berms is the right outfit for man.
-- Formulated and implemented dating plan including extensive hiking ard Orchard Road, Bugis and Suntec, watch movies, where to eat, high levels of cuddling, and fun with friends and being alone.
-- Wrote and edited online and print love letters, poems
-- Designed and developed special occasion cards/posters/ adverts e.g valentines or monthly anniversaries.
-- Obtained a merit pass in paper flower folding and bouquet-making by making 13 stalks of lilies for valentines.
-- Developed a very good business relationship with a florist in Kim Keat Road by purchasing more than 2 bouquets each year and bought 1 bouqent is a 101 stalks kind which provided the florist with a total income of 1k++ for 3 years.
-- Accomplished objective of filling up girlfriend's bedroom with dried flowers petals and balloons though all of them are disposed off the very next day.
-- Completed lessons taught by girl friends in numerous areas such as purchase of grocery, identification and classification of diamonds/pearls, taiwanese/korean/japanese drama serials.
-- Designed and created numerous gifts out of nothing or combinations of different things.
-- Maintained 70-78% daily attendance rate with each other for the close to 2-5 years relationship together; depend on age.

Achievements
-- Got my diploma when i was 20, current career prospect seems not stable and promising.
-- going to try all kinds of thrills at least once.
-- Climbed Mount Kinabalu in 2000.

Volunteer Activities

Will volunteer carry shopping bags during shopping, as well as open doors for only female gender.

Interests and Hobbies
. Blogging
. Surfing
. Chatting

References will only be available after we become acquainted.

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For samples of GirlFriend's Resume, please click on the link below.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/3024736.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/11720508.html